Better vision even in the smog

They tell us...
"Quick deignorantify yourselves
They think americans are apathetic and uninformed"
so quick learn about this country and maybe the one your going to
quick learn the language, wait what language do they speak?
I have always wanted to go there,
but first I need to find it on a map, which continent is that in again?
Wait, the shops won't cater to the customer,
wait, where is the supermarket? the target? the walmart? how do i accumulate stuff?
Tired after sitting in orientation,
do italians considerate rude when i talk over them?
well anyways, more important matters: plans for tonight!
Which discoteca? Where is that at? 10, 15 euro to get in.
10 euro for the taxi home. how much is that in dollars, eh who cares,
were in italy! At 12 we'll leave...to go out and get back at 4 in the morning drunk.
I don't know why our neighbors think we are loud and annoying.
Wear your tightest dress, make sure its sparkly, pair it with high heels
and your good to go. Italian guys are fascinated with us.
I don't know why, something else I can't figure out why do they think we are easy?
eh, who cares, hike up your skirt were having fun tonight!

Sometimes I am ashamed of my culture.